Thursday, July 20, 2017

Watch. This. Add.







Graciously stolen from drjim at EVERYBLADEOFGRASS














"Her last words to her daughters at 9:35 a.m. on the morning of her passing were “Whoopie Shit”! "




 Now THIS is an obituary to be proud of:


THE WOMAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.



Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mom would like it known that she passed away as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctor’s orders and raising hell for more than seven decades.

 Mom was born in Wadena, SK and was the second oldest of eight children born to Sidney & Doreen Skaalrud. Mom married Bob Osborne and they were both long time residents of Balzac on the family farm. Momma worked at different places throughout the years. Sear’s, Western Breeders, UFA and the Balzac General Store. When she wasn’t working, she was busy raising her three children, stirring up shit and creating a legacy for herself.

 She is the original founder of our famous celebrity Groundhog ‘Balzac Billy’. Every Groundhog Day she would have newspapers and radio stations calling from all over the world to ask if Balzac Billy had seen his shadow, and boy did she give them stories. She would reply with “I’ll go out to his hole and wake him up with a spiked orange juice and then I’ll let you know what the little asshole’s prediction is”. She also campaigned and was officially declared ‘Mayor Merle’ of Balzac by Jack FM radio station. She retains that role and will eternally govern from up above. 

She and a dear friend were instrumental in organizing New Years Eve celebrations where all proceeds were donated to Star’s Air Ambulance. Together, these two were successful in raising over $20,000 for the organization. Mom also loved helping family and friends. At Christmas you would find her wandering around Airdrie, handing out cards with monetary gifts in them to complete strangers. She also loved her Arizona homes, and Ozzie’s Outback (that she purchased for a legacy for her grandchildren). She absolutely loved playing games ‘The Great Canadian Boat Races’, ‘Pinchy Winchy’ and Greed to name a few. She was notorious with her thousands of ‘Merle’ism’s’ (“Eat Shit”, “How much do you charge to haunt a house”, “You’re not wired for 4/40”, “Suck it Up”) and in complete Merle style, her last words to her daughters at 9:35 a.m. on the morning of her passing were “Whoopie Shit”! 

Mom enjoyed socializing, dancing, booze, parties, garage sailing, shopping, FarmTown, drawing, curling, horses, leather tooling, taxidermy, skidooing, camping and gardening. (Not necessarily in that order) Rumour has it that Senior Executives at Dollarama and Walmart called an emergency meeting to brace for the impact of the anticipated drop in sales. We have been so incredibly blessed to have had this feisty, mischievous, smart-assed, hilarious little lady in her our lives. We are also grateful for the many valuable lessons she taught us. 

First being: Never throw anything away! Take all the tabs off of empty beer/pop cans because they will buy someone a wheelchair don’t ya know. Always fold plastic bags neatly and put them in shoe boxes and don’t forget to crush eggshells for your garden. Mom left behind a hell of a lot of stuff that we have no idea what to do with, so if you are looking for alot of 1970’s tupperware, twenty extremely old 1970 record players, some stuffed real crocodiles, folded plastic paper bags, eggshells, a partridge in a pear tree, you should wait the appropriate amount of time and get in touch. “Tomorrow will be fine” –Haha.

 We will forever remember her infectious smile, her extremely animated joke telling, her warmth, her energy and her complete love for life, family and friends. Losing a Mommy is one of the deepest sorrows a heart can know, but her goodness, her caring, her wisdom lives on in her legacy of love that will always be with us.

 Mom/Bomma/Sis was our everything, words cannot express how very, very much we will miss her. No Mother and daughter will ever live apart no matter the distance between them. God Speed our Beautiful, one of a kind, unique, precious Momma, it’s not ‘good-bye’, it’s see ya later.






We should all be so lucky to be remembered like that. 


h/t to one of my readers

♫♫ April Wine.. Sign Of The Gypsy Queen♫♫ Early 80's



















" Remember we said that after Obama left office, we'd find out the damage he did?"




  Go see some of the damage....


  >>>>LINK<<<<<


What a bunch of 


Handling That Situation Like A Boss.....























Geez, The Dems Are Bringing In Waters To Pollute NH .......







Is 78-year-old “Auntie” Maxine Waters seriously going to make a run for the White House in 2020?

LINK<<

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Recalling The Good Ol' Days....



 sent in by Murray.....






Precious Snowflakes.....

























Seriously ? WTF!!???





A family gathering in Quebec to celebrate the arrival of a new baby boy suddenly turned sour this weekend when someone discovered a piece of a catheter inside ice cream.

Three people had already started eating the Coaticook brand ice cream flavoured with pecan nuts, chocolate and double caramel when one of the guests – the new grandfather – felt something hard in his mouth.

He spit it out and saw it was a piece of a catheter.


STORY HERE<<



Wednesdeyes......

























Now You Know.....













not mine just an image from the interwebs.







Alabama Man Kills 820 Pound Wild Hog In His Yard


Click HERE for the story


WINNER: Infowars $20k Best Meme Award CNN Fake News




From HERE<<














When You're Really Fed Up ......
























Power....





The quest for power in Washington is a blood lust that can’t be satiated by the job they were elected to do. Pandering to their constituents with absolutely no intention of following through with campaign promises is the status quo for both parties. 


READ THE REST HERE

♫♫ Another Great Tune From The 70's....♫♫
















Lighthouse Band Wiki:  <<<< LINK
 


Lighthouse is a Canadian rock band formed in 1968 in Toronto. Their sound included horns, string instruments, and vibraphone; their music reflected elements of rock music, jazz, classical music, and swing. They won Juno Awards for Best Canadian Group of the Year in 1972, 1973 and 1974.




Another Feel Good, Green Energy Company, Bites The Dust....




TILLSONBURG - The loss of 340 jobs at a factory that makes blades for wind turbines could be harbinger of troubles ahead in Ontario’s green-energy industry, a leading analyst says.
Siemens Canada announced Tuesday it’s closing its Tillsonburg plant, one of four Ontario green-energy factories set up under a controversial, multi-billion-dollar deal with Korean industrial giant Samsung.


Here's the money shot:


“I think it was always pretty obvious that whatever jobs were going to arise from the Green Energy Act were all temporary or almost all temporary,” Adams said, referencing the provincial law that paved the way for big wind farms in Ontario under contracts paying energy giants more than consumers pay for power.

“Samsung had no history in renewable energy before they came to Ontario. They came only for the subsidies, and when the subsidies dry up, they’ll disappear as quick as they landed,” said Adams, an independent energy and environmental advisor and researcher.


MORE HERE<<




Any Questions?

"Borrowed" from WRSA

Monday, July 17, 2017

aaaand ... It's Monday....






 


Sometime, Monday comes out of nowhere.......




















I've been on flights like that

A person "passed gas" Sunday afternoon on an American Airlines jet forcing all passengers to deplane. The incident caused nausea and headaches and complaints from passengers that they felt "ill".




Click HERE for the story/

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Link O'rama.. Keeping Tabs On Things.....



Compiled and submitted by AFOI....




http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/07/hillary-collusion-campaign-set-private-off-record-meeting-chinese-ambassador/
** But... but... but to pay attention to that would mean consistency.


https://townhall.com/columnists/dennisprager/2017/07/11/the-atlantic-publishes-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-left-n2353102
** The Left hates America; the Left hates western civilization... and they're not even high-wattage enough to ask "What replaces it when we've
succeeded in destroying it?"


http://www.thelasttradition.com/2017/07/obama-doj-gave-natalia-russian-lawyer.html
** Now isn't THIS interesting.  Related:
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/07/_media_dems_ignore_hillary_ukraine_collusion.html http://lidblog.com/politico-proved-a-potus-campaign-colluded-ukraine-foreign-govt/
** The cry is "Well, Clinton's not in office so this doesn't matter."  Never mind the rank hypocrisy of
that statement, just ask the question "OK, for the sake of debate, let's assume Clinton had won.  Do you
think the media would be talking about this, and Uranium One, and Podesta's ties to the Russians, and...
and... and... ?"


http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/07/13/feminism-is-evil-sjw-mom-continues-to-publicly-shame-sons-for-being-male-in-feminist-drivel/
** This is as evil as it gets short of murder.   If this kid killed his mother, I wouldn't convict.


http://www.gaypatriot.net/2017/07/12/nothinggate-because-yeah-theyve-got-a-lot-to-hide/
** My brain hurts reading how the Left has not just double-standards, but double-secret-probation-

double-standards.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/07/glazov-gang-sharia-survivors-bone-chilling-warning-to-america
** A woman who grew up under Sharia law speaks.


https://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2017/07/military-will-continue-cover-costs-of.html
** Quote: "Why can't the GOP simply reject this simply on fiscal grounds (since gender transition is
typically outside of most private people's insurance coverage). How does it benefit the military to
attract people who want their gender transition covered?"   





Friday, July 14, 2017

Readng The Comments On Blog Posts Can Lead To Things Like This:



 Borrowed from ACE's Place because it's worth sharing:


How many of these points can you share? So much of this sounds so familiar..... although I was
6 at the time.




"Grizzledcoastie" wrote:

438 When I was 8 during the summer back in the summer of 1968, we'd swim in the bayou, fish all day, live in the woods near my home playing guns (liberals of today would have kittens), football (no helmets or pads), basketball and baseball. We caught crawfish and our dads would boil them in a huge picnic with the corn and potatoes. We'd wave to the shrimp boats and the party boats headed to the Gulf and they'd blow their horns to us on the bank.

I never really watched a lot of TV and never had a reason to do so. I did chores, such as clipping the beautiful hedges that surrounded our parcel like a living fence and mowing the grass under our giant live oak tree with an old push mower. I started mowing the grass when I was 8 and I got an allowance


My parents had a big, screened in porch that overlooked the bayou and we'd have sleepouts on it. We'd sneak outside and look at the massive amount stars overhead.


We'd walk alone to the gas station on the corner and spend some of our allowances on classic candy and Barq's or Cokes in a glass bottle. The summers on the Gulf Coast were hot as hell, but it wasn't because of "global warming/climate change/whatever they'll call it tomorrow." It's the South. It's hot in the summer. Either you deal with it or you don't.


We'd flirt with the neighborhood girls and steal kisses and have little relationships. That's how I met my wife for the first time and we started dating in high school.


The only rules were you had to come inside for lunch and supper and playtime ended when the sun went down.


If someone got hurt, we got an adult. It was no big deal. One time, a friend of mine broke his arm and his Dad took him to the hospital, which was 24 miles away in the city. There was no nanny state going after him for "abuse." His attitude, like all of our parents, were "boys will be boys."


Vietnam was raging, but it was so distant. It wasn't until a boy from up the street died that it became a real thing for me. There were very few black kids in our town, so civil rights was also a distant thing for me.


I sold that house after my parents passed on and I do tear up when I think of it. My Dad never spoke of his time in Korea and not that I blamed him. All I knew was he had a Bronze Star that I happened on one day. I showed it to him and he gently said to put that away and never speak of it ever again. When I read the award after his death, I never realized that my Dad had the courage of a lion.


Now kids can't be kids. They have live in hermetically sealed bubbles. We wonder why there is a childhood obesity epidemic (everything to the nanny staters is an "epidemic") when we won't let kids have their independence and play as kids were meant to do. We don't let "boys be boys." We have to drug them with Ritalin so they won't leave their seats and be active. I was busy as a child, but my teachers accepted that as part of "boys being boys." You want to know why we have man buns and skinny, feminized hipsters and there's your answer right there.

We don't let them learn at their pace and by methods guaranteed to help them. And we wonder why more women are attending college, not that is a good thing since they come out propagandized by the feminist movement into hating men and delaying childbirth or not even having kids.


Our elites denigrate flyover country and blue collar workers, at least until they need a plumber to unclog their pipes or a roofer to plug holes in their leaking roof.


I'm sorry about rambling here, but there's so much in this society that makes me so depressed for the world I hand over to my children and now my grandchild. We need to continue to belittle this bunk from these perennial, freedom-hating busybodies and give our children a chance to have the rich childhoods that ultimately prepare them to be the great future citizens our nation needs them to be.

The Chain Reaction Every Time Trump Tweets.....














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Thursday, July 13, 2017

♫♫ Zeparrella.... When The Levee Breaks..♫♫













Ah Ha! I 'm Not The Only One With Hearing Issues....
























I Found The Video of The Bier Motor......
















The beer is Helles Volbier from this LINK<<






China.. "We'll See Your Lowrider and Raise You"



























Subliminal Late Breakfast Suggestion....




























I Don't Blame The Dog .. At All....





















Keeping The CNN Meme Alive.....










  This one is amazing......   GO ENJOY HERE<<<












 

Cool Photo of A B17....













lots and lots more "warbird" images HERE










Lego San Fran Edition.....




















 if you get that, then you as well have been ruined by the internets......

At That Moment, All Was Well.....
























Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Great Conversation Piece For The Bar.....















( anyone recognize that brand of beer? )




(via)


Wednesdeyes........


























MeThinks They Spelled Her Last Name Wrong....


"O" instead of "I"

CONCORD, N.H. - A Concord, New Hampshire, woman was arrested twice in five hours Tuesday after officers said she returned to the police station to demand her drugs back that had been confiscated as evidence.

Emily Morin, 26, was charged with willful concealment and possession of a controlled drug stemming from a shoplifting incident at a Macy's Department Store.

During the encounter, police said, it was learned Morin's license and registration had been suspended. She had been released on $2,500 bail.






 STORY HERE 





Meanwhile, A Future Time In Europistan......


















artwork from Here<<



They Actually Build Equipment For That Application?



 Mountain Goat... "Hey Try This!"




   

Caterpillar... "Here, Hold My Beer!"


























The Trump, The Deep State, The Media And The Internet.....












Push Play for the soundtrack..... This is a really good version: